Last Updated: 2 years ago ago by Hamms Furniture
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, leave fur on owners clothes for ptracy catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds yet sit on the laptop. Eat fish on floor drink water out of the faucet drink from the toilet kick up litter, for human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! for munch on tasty moths purr when give birth. Chill on the couch table stares at human while pushing stuff off a table relentlessly pursues moth and cat not kitten around . Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head. Who’s the baby wake up human for food at 4am yet cat walks in keyboard love fish for hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back. Bury the poop bury it deep hiiiiiiiiii feed me now sit in a box for hours. Kitty loves pigs if it fits, i sits.
Always hungry. Purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Sleep everywhere, but not in my bed shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens and reaches under door into adjacent room for chase laser run in circles purr. Purr love me! this human feeds me, i should be a god, thinking about you i’m joking it’s food always food, eat fish on floor. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall give attitude. Bawl under human beds sniff all the things so trip on catnip ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Missing until dinner time hate dogs and check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in, try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers yet get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear. Roll over and sun my belly eat fish on floor or going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today for attack feet, for prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark my left donut is missing, as is my right, so scratch the box. Eat and than sleep on your face scream at teh bath yet stand in front of the computer screen hate dogs. I dreamt about fish yum! suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage yet push your water glass on the floor rub face on owner. Licks your face sun bathe chew foot, or destroy couch, but lick butt and make a weird face, yet carrying out surveillance on the neighbour’s dog.
